Pro Tip: If you're going to impersonate a cop....

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12/21/2018 at 10:47 • Filed to: None

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Don’t pull over a cop.


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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 10:51

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Wow. It’s some real stupid there. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 10:51

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/21/2018 at 10:56

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In the idiot’s defense, the cops were rolling in an unmarked Mustang, probably obtained  through an asset seizure.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 10:57

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LOL!


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 10:58

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Someone doing shit like this is terrifying. I noticed this happened back in July , and tried to find any follow up stories , but could only find articles about the initial incident . Which may be a good thing, because of he had been doing something truly heinous with this car before he got caught  it would be major news.  


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:00

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I worked with someone who used his volunteer firefighter blue lights to pull over a car he thought was weaving erratically. The driver wasn’t a cop, but let’s say the cops were not happy with his “assistance” . He lost his position with the fire company, and we fired him shortly after for another, unrelated act of idiocy.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:01

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Ok but why did this moron attempt to pull that car over in the first place?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:02

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and dis why i no stop when unmarked cars light me up

(not that i stop when marked cars do it... unless they catch me out in the open... im a cyclist oh hello there stairs and little alleyways)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:04

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counterpoint: if you’re going to do something this mind-bogglingly stupid, might as well take it to 11.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:05

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Anyone who tries that ought to go to prison for a long time.  


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:28

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Many years ago a local government official, whose job title eludes me at the moment, used his (apparently legitimate) flashing lights to slow down an erratic driver. Not pull him over, just get in front of him to encourage him to slow.

Well, turned out it was a police officer off-duty with his wife. The over-enthusiastic non-traffic-cop government official lost his job.

He defended himself by saying the truckers were commenting on the CB about a crazy driver, but reaching out for any of them to step up didn’t get him very far. I imagine they were all several states away, assuming he was telling the truth.


Kinja'd!!! facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
12/21/2018 at 11:34

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But what if it’s a marked police bicycle?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw
12/21/2018 at 11:40

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then i check out the person riding it.... if they look less fit than me i bolt

if not... ill stop and speak english to them and hope they think im just a dumb tourist on a rental bike


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Just Jeepin'
12/21/2018 at 11:47

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Better to call it in and follow til real cops arrive. But even then, the off-duty cop probably would have skated by “professional courtesy.”


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 11:51

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The laws aren’t harsh enough for this behavior. Guy will likely get the judicial equivalent to a slap on the wrist - even in AZ. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > M.T. Blake
12/21/2018 at 11:54

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Isn’t this a felony though?


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 12:13

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I’m sure it is, judges can do just about whatever they want...


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ttyymmnn
12/21/2018 at 12:15

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I’ve called in clearly drunk drivers before. Last time right after I hung up with dis patch they pulled into their driveway.